One Word At A Time
Larry the magical Hyrule unicorn ate Elmo and puked up fur from the void between worlds.
Manga ate cardboard, magically turning Naruto into waffles for celebrational pudding and one waffle.
the pancakes were gross waffles, (ni!), Tuesday decided that John, (bananas!), waffles killed papyrus flavored John Cena.
Luffy summoned rabid Temmies in Tardis made pants.
Spaghetti was Chris's least least least popular breakfast grenade.
Two Sentences At A Time #1
Two Sentences At A Time #2
Two Sentences At A Time #3
So in the morning he arrives at the hospital kitchen, puts on his hairnet, and begins boiling the water to make jello. However, on this particular day, tragedy struck!
There was no jello anywhere in the world! Not much of a tragedy to Greg, but it is for those who appreciate jello.
Then a jello meteor hit the earth, and Jello Monster at nearly everyone. However, there was one hero who could save everyone: Mr. Waffles.
Mr. Waffles did not look or sound impressive. He is 4 foot 9 inches and has a barely there mustache.
However, he as the amazing ability to sing songs so sad that anyone who hears it will cry themselves to death. So he stepped over Greg's dead body - sorry Greg - and began to sing.
Unfortunately the monster was deaf. Mr. Waffles was promptly exploded.
Suddenly, Pineapples the toaster ate them and died. But little known fact, Mr. Waffles is immortal! Well, his body is in chunks all over the floor, but at least he's still alive.